After a picture of Jeff Bezos operating mechanical arms from Amazon's robotic conference surfaced on the internet back in 2019, many people began to spectate his intentions with the tech and what this could mean. Some believed he was on his way to being a supervillain. "I mean as if the bald head did not give it away enough, this powerful technology in Bezos' hands spells troulbe."- wrote a person with dyslexia.
It would seem a rival has entered the ring, as the man with no fear (of what to name his kids), Elon Musk has stepped up saying, "I won't let people who look like Dr. Evil with leg extensions be on the forefront of tech with zero competitors." Elon and the Boring Company have revealed they are testing the effects radioactive material effects Spiders to advance cancer research. When asked why spiders, Elon had this to say, "Spiders have the best molecular structure that works with the cancer treatment. Ants may be a viable option but as they get younger we find they have better receptions to their run." We have not heard any comment from Bezos or his reps on how he feels about the situation, but it seems something sinister could be afoot as the rivalry between these two heats up.
Bezos also has plans to get into the following industries: electricity, special effects, sand excavation, exotic hunting excursions, and rhinoceros conservation.

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